March of Pearls
My fellow Americans: as we all know, there is too much inequality in our country these days-beauty inequality. You can see it on our streets and in our malls. Not since the Roaring Twenties has the gap between the fashionable elite and the rest been this great. While the top 1 percent may own 10 or 12 pair of Flyers each-Frequent Flyers, as they call themselves- other women are still undecided. Or worse: there is trade imbalance and foreign designers are flooding our markets with cheap, gaudy jewelry that lack the fine luster and shine of the most beautiful pearls. Can we stop this decline? Yes! We! Can!
I believe this nation should commit itself to achieving the goal, before this decade is out, of adorning every American woman of good taste with a pair of Gabrielle Sanchez Pearl Flyer earrings, from sea to shining sea. We shall wear them in big cities. We shall wear them in bucolic countrysides, on the beaches, in the hills, at galas, in the trenches at work, at the kitchen sink at home and with great patriotic pride abroad. We shall never surrender. Let this be "our finest hour."
I, Gabrielle Sanchez, do solemnly swear to do everything in my power to find just the right pearls for every woman in order to bring out her own unique luster, and to make her shine from the inside out. I believe I am the best qualified to achieve this. As the prestigious Town & Country said in their endorsement of my campaign, "Gabrielle is the mother of Pearls."
Let's make America beautiful again.
To beauty ... every day!